99 words

I decided to try and do a 100 word rant. I pared it down to 99. I’m sure everyone in the world will love it.


Once, I tried to think of something the Taliban and I would like. Maybe that little kids in sunglasses look funny? The Taliban would probably think that’s a degenerate western abomination. I suppose we all like air. But as a favorite thing, would you list air? Is there anything that the whole human pantheon could agree on? Something that transcends age, race, ethnicity, gender, nationality, religion and politics? Dogs are great, unless they are against your religion, or you’re just weird. Chocolate, unless you’re allergic. Kids? Nope. Pooping is close, unless you have irritable bowel syndrome. I am stumped.

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